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My friend said she couldn't afford to pay her huge water bill

So I sent her a "get well soon" card.

Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time…

I was shocked

Got my water bill today - £400. Then I saw an advert for Oxfam stating they can supply a whole village with water for £5 a month.

Think I'll be changing my supplier.

I suspect that my son has been flushing his blunts down the toilet.

No wonder my water bill is so high.

Does anyone have Oxfams number? I just got my water bill for £278 and then heard on TV that Oxfam can supply a family for just £2 a month.

I am swapping providers..

One day I'll have to cook for myself to save money.

I'm telling my mother that I'll have to get better at cooking to save money when I move away. My 13 y.o. sister interrupts by saying, "Your water bill from flushing so much will make up for that."

The plumber found a blunt in my faucet today.

No wonder my water bills are so high.

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