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Vladmir Jokes

What is Vladmir Putin's favorite hit 2017 song?

Despot-cito

Vladmir putin saw the next president of russia

He looked in the mirror

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Donald Trump was using the restroom...

...when Vladmir Putin walked in and began using the urinal beside him. Naturally, Trump glanced over and saw that Putin had by far the biggest cock he had ever seen. So he asked him what he did to make it grow so huge and Vlad told him that every night before he goes to bed, he pulls it out and sl...

What do you call a gassy Russian?

Vladmir Putin

Trump never eats russian salad...

He knows what Vladmir Putin it.

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[Long]Here is a joke Chuck Norris joke. Old but still good.

One day the president of USA, president of russia and Chuck Norris had a competition on who could milk the most milk out of a cow.
Donald Trump milked 18 litre of milk and was proud about it.
Vladmir Putin milked 19 litre of milk and was the leading milker.
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris only ...

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