When complementing viola players, please please please for the love of god do NOT call it a violin!
That's a violation.
A viola player goes into a music shop
The shop assistant asks what he would like and the viola player says "Well, I've been playing the viola for years and I'm getting really tired of everyone pointing and laughing and acting like I don't know the first thing about music, so I'm thinking about taking up another instrument".
"Do y...
How many viola players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they can't reach that high
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