Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it
can someone explain me like im two years old this joke?
My friend asked me what the word "subtle" meant.
I couldn't figure it out, the answer is not very obvious.
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It’s a bird… errr
A mother and her young son were traveling to school early one morning when they unexpectedly got behind a garbage truck.
After following the garbage truck for a little bit there was trash occasionally falling out of the back of the truck. All of a sudden a giant purple dildo came flying out ...
Two missionaries move far away to do the Lords work.
Two missionaries move to a far away place to do the Lords work. The natives aren't very interested in converting, and after a few weeks they are down to begging for change so that they could eat. After a couple of hard luck days of this, they finally gather enough change to buy a loaf of bread. <...
A police officer pulls someone over
The officer asks the man "What's in the bottle sir?"
"It's just water!" replies the man.
"Sir this is clearly alcohol." says the police officer, clearly able to smell the contents of the bottle.
The very obviously drunk man begins to shout "Praise the Lord and his miracles!"
My Uncle
My uncle is a southern farmer. One day he witnessed another man dove hunting close to his property line. The man shoots a bird that falls on my uncle’s property line, which my uncle promptly goes to pick up.
The man tries to plea with my uncle but he’s not having it. The dead bird is on his p...
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