UPJOKE

If there is a body found at a barbershop, the most obvious murder weapon is the most likely.

It's Occam's Razor.

I have a problem where I'm always falling for the most obvious things.

I guess I just don't understand the gravity of my situation.

It's my cake day, thought I'd share my favorite joke I like to tell

King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice.

After explaining his predicament t...

I saw that show, "50 Things To Do Before You Die"...

I would have thought the most obvious one was "shout for help"

~ *Jimmy Carr*

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