A gecko lizard is walking through the Australian bush, heading toward the river for a drink.
On his walk he comes across a koala sitting in a gum tree, smoking a joint and stops for a chat.
"Gidday, mate. What are you doing?"
The koala replies, "Smoking a joint, come up and join...
They say women get turned on by guys who are funny
Well, if that's true, I must have a very dry sense of humor.
If towels told jokes…
They'd probably have a very dry sense of humor.
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Captain Blackbeard and his first mate Kelly capture a ship searching for precious jewels...
The ship is carrying three groups: guides, soldiers, and miners. They are transferring the three groups over in three boats. During the transfer, the boat with the guides capsizes, followed by the soldiers, but the miners cross safely. A bloom of jellyfish passes by and stings the men in the wat...
Here, in Hungary, we have a lot of scottish jokes. These show the scottish as a greedy, money-chasing men.
So a Hungarian heard enough Scottish jokes, and decides to go to Scotland. He arrives, goes to the countryside, and knocks on a random door in a village. -Hello? -Yes, who's there?- A young woman opens the door. -So I was hiking through this little village, and my throat is very dry. I was ...
A tree went to the psychologist...
He told him that the rest of the trees in the forest had not been very nice to him.
They all had beautiful colorful fruits and flowers. They made fun of his pine cones and spiked leaves. He stayed the same boring green all year and never lived up to the beauty of the other trees.
He ...
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