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Uvalde Jokes

Uvalde citizen gets pulled over

A very cute blonde was pulled over for speeding by an Uvalde motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book, she said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the policeman's Ball."

The cop replied, "No, ma'am. You're thinking of the Border Patrol , the Uval...

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Why is it okay to have unprotected sex with an Uvalde police officer?

Because they never come inside.

When I die, I want the Uvalde police SWAT team to be my pallbearers.

That way, they can let me down like they let their entire city down.

I just heard the Uvalde School just suspended their entire police force

My guess is it wasn’t in-school suspension.

ted cruz, greg abbott, and the uvalde swat team run into a bar

because they heard a car backfire

For those of you saying the Uvalde officers disprove the "good guys with guns" defense

Remember that only applies to GOOD people.

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