Did you hear the man who invented the USB port died?
At his funeral they lowered the casket....
Then raised it, turned it around, and lowered it again.
Hey girl, are you a USB port?
Because I might have to flip you over a few times before it fits.
Sadly the inventor of the USB port died recently. . .
They are still trying to figure out which way to put his casket into the ground.
Are you a USB port?
Because it takes me at least three tries to get it in.
A husband calls the Sheriff's office to report his wife missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Sheriff: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sheriff: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort ...
If USB ports could talk, they'd only ask one question.
Is it in yet?
Brazil factoid
TIL that, until about 1930, Brazil was known officially as the United States of Brazil, or USB. So, does that mean that Rio de Janeiro was a USB port?
David and Shane worked for a small furniture company which had recently developed a new product.
They had been developing a new kind of smart shelf, and it was finally finished. This shelf had everything! Part of it featured a built in wireless charger, there were USB ports, part of it could flip up to reveal a screen which could be used as digital picture frame as well as had access to YouTube...
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