Ups Man Jokes

the first home he went to a red head answered and gave him a card and a hug saying how much he will be missed and the best of luck! He gave her the package then and moved onto the next house. A brunette opened the door and kissed him on the cheek and a card saying he will be missed and the best of l... read more

One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow. Bob, looks like you guys had... read more

...to deliver a package. Before he can, a child about 10 years old opens the door in his mothers heels, dads suit-coat, lipstick, drinking scotch and smoking a cigar. The mail-man, in complete awe, asks "Kid, are your parents home?! and the child replies, "What the fuck do you think?!"