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Ups Driver Jokes

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My first time posting on /r/Jokes was like being a UPS driver.

Because I fucked up the delivery

Why did the UPS driver give the package to the deaf person?

Because they signed for it

What do you call a boat that a UPS driver buys to feel better than a FedEx driver?

One Ups Man ship

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A business owner decides to take a tour around his business and see how things are going. He goes down to the shipping docks and sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing.

The owner walks up to the young man and says: "Son, how much do you make every day?"

The guy replies nonchantly, "150 dollars."

The owner pulls out his wallet, gives him 150 dollars, and tells him to get out and never come back.

A few minutes later, the shipping clerk asks th...

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