How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end.
EDIT: Thank you for the silver!
EDIT AGAIN: Thank you for the gold and platinum! I am honored!
Fastest thing
During an interview, the interviewer posed a question to four applicants: "What do you consider the fastest thing?"
The first applicant promptly replied, "The blink of an eye!"
The second applicant chimed in, "I'd say it's a thought."
The third applicant confidently stated, "The...
Just read a book about our ankle
Was a painful experience as it had a lot of unexpected twists.
What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?
Well, that was an unexpected twist!
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