UPJOKE

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The type of girls I date are just like my credit score...

Every time I pull out my credit card, they both go down on me.

I was shocked to find out that the woman I love was a one-night-stand type of girl.

So I went to the furniture store and got her another one.

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