Son comes to his dad and asks if he should get married or join the army. Dad says “Son, if you’ll get married, you’re toast, but if you’ll join the army, there gonna be two ways for you. You’ll return either alive or dead. If alive, you’re toast, but if dead, there gonna be two ways for you. You’ll ...
There are two ways of arguing with a woman
Neither one works
There are two ways to free oneself of the cycle of reincarnation.
One is to achieve enlightenment and become one with the universal energies. The other is to be reincarnated as a cheetah, which only ever reincarnate as other cheetahs, effectively removing oneself from the the cycle. >!Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.!<
There are two ways to make people angry.
The first is to make people curious and not tell them.
And the second is
Two ways of driving someone crazy;
One is stopping in mid-sentence and
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A bisexual aproches love in two ways
By thinking straight and by not thinking straight.
There's two ways to frustrate a person
The first is not finishing a sentence
The second is
There are two ways of making people frustrated
The first way is to not complete what you were saying,
There are two ways to drive others crazy
The first one is to suddenly stop while talking, and second one is
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
A Guackie-talkie
If a fireman offers you two ways to escape your burning house...
...always take the latter.
There are two ways to keep a marriage happy and without quarrel
But nobody knows them
My dad always said there are two ways you know that you're getting old. The first is that you start to forget things.
I can never remember the second one.
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