What do you call a one night stand between two eye doctors?
An optome-tryst.
What do you say to a pirate with two eyes?
Aye aye captain.
What do you say if they only have one?
Aye captain.
What has two arms but can’t reach, two legs but can’t stand, and two eyes but can’t see?
A vegatable
A lot of people with one eye patch were pirates, but why were people with two eye patches never pirates?
Because they can't sea.
What was two wings, but cannot fly; two eyes, but cannot see; and two legs, but cannot walk?
A dead bird.
Two eyes look at each other.
One says to the other, "Something between us smells."
What's got two eyes and smokes?
Pompeii
What do you call a pig with two eyes?
A piig
What has two eyes but can't see?
A visually handicapped person.
What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?
Two pirates.
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