Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her handbag, took a measurement and announced, "Twenty one...
It's twenty one years since my father choked to death while eating sushi...
And its still pretty raw....
What's the best thing about twenty one year olds?
They're young enough that at least one of them won't have heard this joke!
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Blackjack
Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: “Saul, sell your business.”
He ignores it. It goes on for days. “Saul, sell your business for $3 million.”
After weeks of this, he relents and sells his store. The voice says “Saul, go to Las Vegas.” He asks why. ...
How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty one. One to change the bulb, and twenty to make t shirts for the event.
Just In Time
A cop was on night patrol driving up near lover's lookout when he noticed a parked car with a young man reading on the front seat and a young woman knitting on the back seat. He pulled over and walked up to their car. "What are you doing, Son?" the cop asked. "Reading," the young man answered. The c...
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