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My parrot was just diagnosed with an STD.

Vet says he has Chirpees. He said there's no need for concern, because it's a Canarial disease, and it's tweetable.

My parrot was looking a bit sick, so I took him to the veterinarian.

The vet told me he had a Canarial disease.


It's called Chirpees.


He told me not to worry too much, as it's tweetable.

What happens if you kiss a bird?

You get chirpies. But it’s okay because it tweetable!

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What do birds get if they have unprotected sex?

Cherppies!

Do you know why that's really bad?

Their un-tweetable!

The bird flu is pretty nasty

Luckily, it's tweetable.

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Scientists recently discovered a sexually transmitted disease affecting many bird species.

No need to worry though. I hear it's tweetable.

Did you hear about the new strain of bird flu?

Chirpees... a canarial disease... un-tweetable.

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