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Try Hard Jokes

Putins complaining about all the Land he has to try hard to annex

Oh Crimea river

Every pizza can be a personal pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself

Ok so I'm not American but I guess this is a very American joke? I heard this today. Can anyone sort of explain it to me? Thank you !!

Any pizza is a personal pizza.

You just have to try hard, and believe in yourself.

One cannot cancel paradox..

What do they say about men who try to hard?

The same thing they say about women who don’t try hard enough.

A Brazilian needs to buy a ticket but don't speak English.

So he decides to listen and copy the person at the front of the queue.

He listens.

"Ticket to midway one-way."

When it's his turn, he asks.

"Ticket to new york one-ork"


~~P.S. I don't speak English. I'm try hard.~~

A lawyer and your client have a meet.

The client has a proposal.

If I get ten years on jail I'll pay you $3.000. If i get five years, I'll pay you $5.000. And if i get 1 year I'll pay you $10.000.

The lawyer says ok and will go negociate with the prosecutor. Than he return and says: You need pay me $10.000. We got it! On...

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What do you call somebody who experiments with Viagra

A try hard

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Two Roman kids are talking about the scores on their finals.

Kid 1: Ugh, what did you get bruh

Kid 2: Not bad. How bout you?

Kid 1: I got a C on it.

Kid 2: You fucking try hard!

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