If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it…
…then my illegal logging business is a success
If a tree falls.....
A tree falls in the forest but doesn't make a sound.
Hunter in camouflage gear: "WHAT THE HECK???!"
Tree: "I mean, AAAAAARGH, I fell!"
A tree falls on a woman. Does it make a sound?
Idk. The better question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?
If a tree falls in the forest
but there's not a woman around to hear it, is the event even relevant? Of course not! Nevertheless, a Chihuahua 500 miles away will start barking.
If a tree falls in the woods, and there are no English majors around to hear it...
does is lay on the ground, or lie?
If a tree falls...
If a tree falls in the woods and kills someone, did they die of natural causes?
What does a French lumberjack yell just before the tree falls?
Tomber!
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody's around to hear it
Does it still let everyone know it updated its privacy policy?
If a tree falls in the forest
And the wife doesnt hear it
Is it still the husbands fault?
If a tree falls in the woods
It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group.
If a tree falls down in the middle of the forest....
And i scream something in the top of my lungs, and no woman can hear me,
Am I still wrong?
What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!
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