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Touch And Go Jokes

Have you heard about the new braille laxative?

It's touch and go.

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A man was admitted to the hospital suffering from premature ejaculation. The doctors said it was touch and go.

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The doctor asked me how bad my premature ejaculation condition was...

I said, "I'm going to be honest doc, it's touch and go."

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During his surgery, my grandpa kept waking up, grabbing the nurse's boobs, laughing, then flatlining until they restarted his heart again.

He's pretty touch and go right now...

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