What do toothpaste and Winged Hussars have in common?
They both fight against tartars.
A woman walks into a grocery store
She grabs milk, a banana, toothpaste and a bottle of wine. When she goes to checkout, the cashier asks “Are you single?”
“Why yes, I am, how did you know that?” She exclaims
Cashier: “Because you’re ugly”
I went to the doctor for a rash...
Doctor: What toiletries are you using?
Me: Steven’s soap, Steven’s shampoo, Steven’s toothpaste and Steven’s toothbrush.
Doctor: Huh, so is Steven’s a foreign brand?
Me: No, Steven is my roommate.
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