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Time To Leave Jokes

A guy and his buddy are playing a light game over lunch when it's time to leave

"I got the check, mate."

How do you know when it’s time to leave in the middle of your prostate exam?

When you feel both the doctors hands rest on your back.

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What do two bisexuals tell each other when it's time to leave?

Bi bi!

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A man loses his ass at a Las Vegas casino... (NSFW)

He has only his return plane ticket and a stash of cash at home, but not a penny with him. He sees one cab outside of the casino and pleads with the driver to give him the short ride to the airport, and he'll send the driver double his fare when he gets home.

"Goddamn filthy losers", says the...

What did Kenny Rogers say when his tire came off?

“You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel”

I walked into a bar once...

I went into a bar once and ordered a drink from the bartender. He puts down the drink and a side of peanuts. I take a sip of the drink and I hear faintly, "Man, you have great hair!" I was a little freaked out by it, because there isn't anyone in the bar besides me and the bartender, but the bartend...

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