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Leaving Work Jokes

Three women are sick of their boss always leaving work early on a Tuesday One Tuesday, they all agree to wait 20 minutes after the boss has left, then sneak out themselves - their boss would never know.

The brunette left and decided to go shopping.

The redhead decided to hit the gym before meeting some friends for drinks.

The blonde decided to go home and surprise her husband, but when she arrive home she heard noises in the bedroom. She slowly walked up, peaked through the door, and ...

Leaving Work Early

Three female co-workers notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?

The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a li...

Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!"

I replied, "Pasta la vista!"

As I was leaving work for the day, my boss tried to get me to stay back and finish a report. I told him it sounded like a job for Tom.

Tom Orrow.

A guy calls his wife as he's leaving work, and asks if she needs anything. She tells him, "Stop by the grocery store to pick up a gallon of milk and if they have bananas pick up half a dozen."

When the guy gets home his wife flips out on him as he sets down six gallons of milk on the counter.

*What's all this milk about?!?!?* she yells.

His response --- "They had bananas."

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A young engineer was leaving work one evening when he saw his boss standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said his boss, "this is important, and my assistant has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly" replied the young engineer. He turned the
machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.

"Well done, Well done!" said his boss as his paper disappeared
inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

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