I asked my boss if I could have time off work because I was having a baby
When I came back the boss asked “So was it a boy or a girl?”
I said “I don’t know, I’ll tell you in 9 months”
Time off work
I rung up work this morning..
"My wife died last night." I explained. "I'm going to need some time off."
"Oh my goodness, that's awful." Replied the secretary. "We understand though, take as much time off as you need."
"Thank you." I said. "It'll be about eighteen years, if I be...
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A man working in the city gets a letter,
It says "Come right away, your wife died". He takes some time off his job and goes back to his rural hometown.
All the people in the village are in his house, weeping and crying. He walks into his wife's room, holds her motionless body and starts crying, when suddenly she opens her eyes and ...
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