Saint Peter decides to take a day off work, and Jesus takes his place
Saint Peter decides to take a day off work, and Jesus takes his place. St. Peter explains that he should ask any person who comes to the gates a little about themselves before they enter. Then you decide whether or not they should be allowed into heaven.
It's a slow day, but most people are a...
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong...
Why did the zombie take a day off work?
He was feeling really rotten.
John took the day off work to play golf
When he got to the golf course, the attendant said they were pretty busy and wanted to pair him up with Steve to play together. The two guys headed out and after a few holes were getting frustrated by two women ahead of them playing really slow. Eventually, John said it was getting ridiculous and ...
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A man knocks on the door and asks the woman " Do you have a vagina? "
A woman hears a knock on the door and when she opens the door a man asks this.
Man: Do you have a vagina?
Woman slams the door in disgust
The next morning she hears a knock again and answers the door. The man asks the same question Man: do you have a vagina?
She slams ...
Hey Boss, can I take the day off work? I am going to be a father.
Boss: Of course
*Next day
Boss: so is the baby a boy or a girl?
Me: I’ll let you know in 9 months!
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