Throwing Shade Jokes - 5 Hilarious Throwing Shade Jokes

I was accused of throwing shade today

All I did was toss them the sunglasses they asked for.

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Today, I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother, Broco Lee.

I met a few of his cousins too;

The one who can't take a joke, Serious Lee.

The one is always there last minute, Sudden Lee.

The one who doesn't understand Metaphors, Literal Lee.

The one who is always throwing shade, Sarcastic Lee.

The one who is so sure of himsel...

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What’s the worst thing about monoliths?

They’re constantly throwing shade.

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My kid was ‘fighting’ an old oak in our backyard, hitting over and over again. I said, “Son! What did that poor tree ever so to you?!?” He replies...

“It keeps throwing shade.”

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Trees are really rude

They're always throwing shade!

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