I was accused of throwing shade today

All I did was toss them the sunglasses they asked for.

What’s the worst thing about monoliths?

They’re constantly throwing shade.

My kid was ‘fighting’ an old oak in our backyard, hitting over and over again. I said, “Son! What did that poor tree ever so to you?!?” He replies...

“It keeps throwing shade.”

Trees are really rude

They're always throwing shade!

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