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They say you are what you eat...

today I bought some ready to eat chicken and sure enough I was ready to eat chicken.

They say you are what you eat

But I never ate a human

They say you are what you eat...

Yesterday I ate ready-to-eat apricots and then I was ready to eat apricots.

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They say you are what you eat

But I don't remember eating a fucking legend

They say you are what you eat

Guess I should cut out the vegetables

If they say you are what you eat

Then I sure as hell understand why you wouldn’t wanna eat your vegetables.

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They say you are what you eat

No wonder cannibals are such dicks

They say you are what you eat.

But when I kill and eat and innocent man, I am guilty of murder and cannibalism?

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They say you are what you eat...

Funny though... I don't recall eating large amounts of asshole.

They say you are what you eat...

But, I don't think everything I eat is that disappointing.

I really like apricots so I went to the shop and bought a packet of ready to eat apricots

They say you are what you eat and that’s true because from that moment on, I was ready to eat apricots

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