My sister is a theater teacher and asked her class, "What would the world be like without theater?"
One of her students replied, "Well, Abraham Lincoln would've lived a bit longer."
Elephant Jokes
Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.
Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was tied to the first elephant.
Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought it was a game.
Q: Why did the tree fall...
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