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The Turn Jokes

I wanted to better understand "how the turn tables"...

So I looked it up on wiki wiki wiki.

Why did the mobile meth lab overshoot the turn and fly off the cliff?

It was Braking Bad.

At the turn of the last century, Mexico was introduced to mayonnaise.

At the turn of the last century, Mexico was introduced to mayonnaise.

And they just loved it. They couldn't make mayonnaise quick enough.

Little known fact, the Titanic had a large vat of mayonnaise that was going to go to Mexico.

Now when the Titanic sunk, and the mayonnaise we...

I have told my blone girlfriend to get outside the car and check if the turn signal works

She: working, not working, working, not working, working...

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What did Hitler say when his driver missed the turn

"Hey I said take the third reich!"

I was driving behind a BMW in which the driver was signalling all the turns ...

If you own one and your license plate is CJKM6144, your car has been stolen!

All the animals in the forest decided to be eco-friendly...

...and they built a public restroom. Then one day, the window of the restroom was broken. So all the animals got together in a public meeting. The wise owl who chaired the meeting asked who broke it. The little bunny raised his hand, and explained: "You see, I was sitting on the toilet, when from th...

What never needs maintenance on a BMW?

The turn signal lightbulb

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