A rotary phone asks his grandson how his first week at school was...
"Terrible! I don't think I'll ever be a smart phone!"
"And why is that?"
"They're really putting me through the ringer!"
It was a tough call to make, but the grandfather filled out an application and transferred him to another school over the hangup.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A woman was just taking a bath when she heard the doorbell.
She thought she’d just pretend not to be home but then the ringer called, “Hello? Anybody home? I’m the blind guy!”
“Ah well, if he is blind I can go and open the door just like this. No need to dress.” thought the lady, hauled herself out of the bath and went to open the door.
“Wow,” ...
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