The Most Popular Jokes - 70 Hilarious The Most Popular Jokes

What is the most popular type of tree in California?

Ash.

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts

What's the most popular red wine??

We want our land back!!

What's the most popular dating app?

Google calendar

What's the name of the most popular French knight?

Sir Ender.

What's the most popular band in Chernobyl?

Fall Out Boy

What is the most popular song in hell?

Burn baby burn, Dantes inferno!

What's the most popular chewing gum flavor in Belarus?

Pepperminsk

The most popular man in the world

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Ned's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Ned. After everyone ha...

What's the most popular drink ordered at bars?

One more

What is the most popular tree on YouTube?

A face plant

What are the most popular jokes during the pandemic?

Inside jokes.

You know what the least popular are?

Knock Knock jokes.

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What is the most popular streaming service among men with a micro ?

Peacock

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What's the most popular movie at a nudist colony?

Free Willy

I'm happy with thinking of this myself.

The cemetery is the most popular place in the world.

People are just dying to get in!

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What’s the most popular Star Wars action figure in Japan?

Toy-Yoda.

Who are the most popular married couple with their own TV fishing program?

Rod and Annette.

What's the most popular book in Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

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They say about 70% of people in the shower and about 30% sing in the shower. Do you know what the most popular song is to sing in the shower?

You don't? Well I guess we know what you've been doing.

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How did the stripper know she was the most popular dancer at the club?

She took a poll.

2020 is the most popular year on the internet.

It went viral.

What’s the most popular sport in Tamriel?

Molagball

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A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. (one of my favourite jokes, worth the read)

However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they can't afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage for an extra $100 a day if he will go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the z...

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What is the most popular form of martial arts in Israel?

Jew - Jitsu

What's the most popular sport everywhere except for the US?

Cross country

What’s the most popular reality tv show viewed by the crew of Deep Space Nine?

Keeping up with the Cardassians

What's the most popular arcade game in Mexico?

Guac - a - mole

What is the most popular purebred dog?

The doughberman.

What are the most popular goods in the underworld?

Under wares

What is the most popular herb in Asia?

Koreander.

What's the most popular music amongst the elderly?

Hip pop

I was working in a record store when a gentleman asked me if we had anything from the most popular prog-rock band from Canada.

I said I'd be with him in a moment. He said "OK. No rush.".

I replied "Sorry. I can't help you then."

What is the most popular fruit in China?

Mandarin oranges

How did the man become the most popular at the nudist colony?

He caught six doughnuts with no hands.

What was the most popular book store in the Roman Empire?

Barnestantinoble

What're the most popular cookies in Asgard?

Thoreos.

Who is the most popular band on earth right now?

Widespread Panic.

What’s the most popular form of photography in American high schools?

Point and shoot.

my daughter made this gem up: what is the most popular console with the vikings?

the axe-box

I hate to brag but my cemetery is the most popular one in my entire county.

People are literally dying to get into it.

What’s the most popular breakfast in Chernobyl?

Eggs Quarantine

Who was the most popular movie director during the Covid-19 scare?

Quentin Quarantino

What's the most popular game in Hawaii right now?

The floor is lava!

What is the most popular flavour of pizza in the hood during a drive-by?

Peppered homie

Why are furries not the most popular group of people

Because they like to be the underdog

How did the dad figure out the most popular country in the world?

He took a flag pole.

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Who was the most popular vampiric artist?

Vincent Fang Gogh!

What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

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Who are the most popular Japanese guys?

Ra-men

What it the most popular food in the world?

I think it's salt but you should take it with a grain of salt.
-- (Be gentle I made it up...)

The most popular guy in school weighs over 300 pounds

People naturally gravitate towards him

What's the most popular time to schedule a dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty.

Study finds that the most popular fetish among Millennial is...

Role playing as a couple that owns a house.

What is the most popular Nirvana song in France?

Crepe me

What’s the most popular Mexican Dish in the Middle East?

An Inshallada

The most popular name for kids of Bob Marley fans?

.....

Benjamin

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These days whenever I browse the most popular videos on Pornhub I have to ask myself...

What's this world to?

You know your town is going downhill when the most popular new pet is a...

Meth lab

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Statistics show the most popular position for married couples is .

The husband sits up and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Who is the most popular Transformer in America?

Caitlyn Jenner.

What's the most popular occupation in Italy?

Pastatution.

A survey just out today shows that the most popular coating for deep-fried food is golden breadcrumbs.

I can't believe it's not batter.

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One of the most popular searches on pornhub is Minecraft

I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked.

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A recent study shows that Samsung smartphones are now the most popular hand held device in the world.

For the first time, has slipped to Number 2.

What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.

Why was the bass player the most popular person in the band?

He was a need to know bassist.

Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment.

We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed.

What is the most popular tv show in the middle east?

Dora the Exploder

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus

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