A Scottish couple took in a young woman as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathtub inside, although if she wanted to, she could use the outside tub.
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts," s...
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The Lodger
Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.
After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a near-by city center studio for a few week...
85 year ol man marries....
And sees his doctor "I just married an 18 year old au pair girl, and she wants to have a baby as I am getting old. Is there anything I can do to help speed this up?"
Doctor looks at the old man and says "get a young lodger!" With a wry smile.
5 months later the old man visits his doct...
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