Good News! I've just become the leap frog world record holder
On the downside I'm now banned from ever entering any mosque again!
Why does Feb get the leap day?
White months can't leap.
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...
And one night, one night they decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto this roof and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight.... Now, the first guy, he jumps across no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make t...
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