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Why did the gymnast become a body builder?

To increase flex-ability

Did you hear about the gymnast with narcolepsy

He’s slept on

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A joke to tell your friends in-person

So, like the title says, this joke only works if you're telling it to your friend in real life! Make sure it's someone you're somewhat close with, though.

So a guy walks into a three-story building. That's very important to the story, so you gotta remember it. How many stories does it have?...

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why did the bill collector go after the gymnast?

Because he had outstanding balance

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

What's the difference between a gymnastic team and a playboy model?

The gymnasts do a bunch of cunning stunts.

A man runs into a bar

He didn't win the gymnastics competition.

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