UPJOKE
terminator

The Dark Side Jokes

Recently NASA found bones on the dark side of the moon.

Turns out, the cow never made it.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

The dark side only removes cache.

Chinese probes are still doing things on the dark side of the moon.

Seems pretty shady.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why did the math teacher join the dark side?

Because only a sith deals in absolutes.




I fucking thought of this while in the bathroom. And if it's already thought of, then fuck them. This is the sole accomplishment of my life and I can't let anybody take that away from me.

Come with me to the dark side

For real, our light bulb popped and we really need help.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Dark side of KungFu

Master: I've been watching you for a while and have decided you aren't good enough.

Disciple: But I will try harder master.

Master: I'ts no good, you don't learn, your lazy and full of bad habits.
So instead I will break tradition and show you the forbidden Black Arts.

Discip...

If you start the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd and the passion of the Christ at the same time the scenes don’t match up at all

It turns out Jesus was more of a nine inch nails guy

What would you call a potato that has gone to the Dark Side?

Vader-tots

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side?

(shrugs)

"Well, Sith happens"

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side

It would be called the Darth Mall...

...and everything would be half off

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Why did the Sith Lord cross the road?

To get to the dark side!

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a...

Why do jedi always burn their pancakes?

Because they wont turn over to the dark side.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis, the wise?

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared ab...

President Donald Trump said that by 2050 US forces intend to attack the Sun if it does not stop nuclear reactions.

the attack is planned at night or they will just fly from the dark side.

How does Darth Vadar like his men?

A little on the dark side

What was Stevie Wonder and Emperor Palpatine's favorite thing about dreaming.

Visions of the dark side

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I told my wife we'd have sex Star Wars style.

Forced through the Dark Side.

What's Donald Trump's favorite Pink Floyd Album?

The Dark Side of the Moon... What a filthy casual.

Let's be honest...

Finn was a little bit on the Dark side...

I'm getting my Darth Vader shaped mole checked out.

I'm concerned because it's on the dark side.

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Conspiracy theorists on Facebook on this joyous day of days.

These guys were brainwashed by the government to cover up Lincoln's murder because Kennedy's assassin really hated marathons. Especially the ones run by Disney every year because he was a nazi and everyone knows nazis are hiding on the dark side of the moon purposely keeping weed from being legalize...

It was the height of the Clone Wars, and Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin had just finished a heated battle against separatist spacecraft.

After making sure that the civilian freighter they were escorting was undamaged, they prepared to hyperspace jump back to Coruscant. However, just as their craft are about to enter lightspeed, a mysterious pulse of energy fries their systems and instead jumps them to a planet they’ve never seen befo...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

About an inch

The UN is in session and the three major superpowers, the US, Russia, and China are trying to out do each other's achievements.

The US says "we have a missile that could reach any point on Earth with amazing precision and destroy it."

Everyone else starts chattering in disbelief and t...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.