My Daughter: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Me: "I dunno"
"To get to the idiots house" . . . . . "Knock knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
"It's the chicken...."
She's 8...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To take a photo in front of a church.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN:...
My 8 year old cousin: " Why did the chicken cross the road?"
8yo cousin: To get to the idiot's house.
Me (patronizingly): Oh..uh..yeah good one haha.
8yo cousin: Wanna hear another one? Knock knock
Me: Who's there
8yo: The chicken.
After 50+ years of "Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes, someone finally decided to just ask the chicken.
The chicken looked up, clucked twice, and said "What's a road?".
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to die.
(Genius submission from my 5 year old son)
Why did the chicken cross the road with a secret document?
Who needs to know?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Trick question. 4/channers don't leave the house.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a literary masterpiece!
Some might even call it poultry in motion...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Gordon Ramsay: Because you didn't fookin cook it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could be done.
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his friend the dummy.
M: Knock knock
Y: Who's there
M: Your friend the chicken!
[My 7yo told me this one and caught me off guard...]
[OC] from my 5 year old foster kid tonight: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To get to the oven slide.
Why is "why did the chicken cross the road?" considered the very first dad joke?
It was originally "why did the egg cross the road?" but it didn't have legs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpo...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn’t. Anyone want some fried chicken?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the road had betrayed the chicken many years earlier.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Let's make a list
Let's make a list of all the reasons why the chicken crossed the road!
Why did the chicken cross the road, has been one of the most famous & long running joke and we all wonder why.
Well, because it has legs.
How did the chicken cross the road?
In a KFC 20 piece bucket
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To gent to the Gents Toilets where all the cocks hang out.
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he had his finger stuck in the chickens ass
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
There wasn’t a crosswalk obviously, he wasn’t going to jaywalk
I saw Usain Bolt sprinting around the track shouting, "Why did the chicken cross the road!?"
It was a running joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic. (A kid I work with told this to me with the biggest grin on their face, I had a laugh and felt the need to share this.)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The answer is not quite clear but it did affect the geopolitical structure and landscape of western civilization by becoming prey for KFC.
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