What is the difference between iron man and aluminium man ?
Iron man stops the bad guys, aluminium man just foils their plans.
Hallmark movies have formulaic plots, two-dimensional characters, and half the bad guys want to sell some piece of land...
...it’s basically “Scooby-Doo!” for sentimental grown-ups.
I just got a new guard dog. He's blind, can't hear, and has no teeth. The bad guys aren't afraid of him, and he doesn't do anything to justify his existence.
In fact, he's sort of like the Federal Trade Commission's "Do Not Call List".
Oh wait...gotta go. My phone is ringing again.
Budget cuts in the Army
It was near the end of basic training and all the soldiers were getting ready for the war games. A private came charging into his Lieutenant's office and said " Lieutenant, I lost my rifle. What am I going to use for the war games?" "I don't have time to deal with this right now" the lieutenan...
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