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Thanks Giving Jokes

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A little boy and his parents were getting ready for Thanks giving dinner.

He heard his parents arguing.
"You bitch!" his dad yelled.
"You bastard!" his mom yelled.
"What do bitch and bastard mean?" the little boy asked.
"Oh . . . a bitch is a woman, and a bastard is a man," his mom replied.
Later, the little boy walked in on his mom and dad messin...

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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