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Thai Girlfriend Jokes

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Does my Thai girlfriend have a penis?

Something inside me says yes

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A man is in bed with his Thai girlfriend.

A man is in bed with his Thai girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occasions.
Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
She replies: 'Because I really miss mine'

My friend has a Thai girlfriend who is so generous

she gave him a pearl necklace.

My Thai girlfriend said, "These sweets are Haribo."



"Then don't eat them," I replied.

"How's your new Thai girlfriend, Dave?"

"Who told you her name?"

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My thai girlfriend says it's okay to have a small penis...

I'd prefer she didn't have one though.

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Paul was lying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in a hotel in Pattaya

After having great sex, she spent the next hour playing with Paul's balls - rubbing, stroking and cupping them.



Eventually Paul asks "Why do you like doing that so much?"



"Because I really miss mine."

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