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Testacle Jokes

I hate when people guide me by the testacles.

Drives me nuts.

A little girl lived next to a Firehouse.

Inspired by the activity when the firemen would respond to an emergency, she decided she wanted to be just like them.She took her little red wagon and rolled up a garden hose and stuck it to the wagon.Then she fixated a crude,makeshift ladder.Finally she grabbed a rope,tied one end to the front of h...

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A man sleeps with the farmer's daughter...

He wakes up with a cinder block on his chest and a note: Farmers Revenge 1 of 3: Cinder block on chest.

The man scoffs, and throws the block out the window. As it falls, he notices the second note on the window sill: Farmers Revenge 2 of 3: Cinder block tied to right testacle.

Without ...

The boredom of self isolation.

Did you know that if you rest one of your testacles on top of a beer bottle and hold a naked flame to the base, it will be slowly drawn inside.
If you did know this and you know how to get it out again, please let me know........
.......Urgently.

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