How can you tell something is terribly wrong at Microsoft?
Windows hasn't updated in two weeks.
As my wife-to-be strolled to meet me at the aisle, looking beautiful in her wedding dress, I could tell something was wrong...
She told me she was going to kill me...
It was a thinly veiled threat.
The other day I saw this huge crowd of dodgy looking people lining up at the local morgue, they were all leaving with these big heavy looking bags over their shoulders. I could just tell something illegal was going on.
It was a dead giveaway
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