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I Need To Tell You Something Jokes

"Father father! I need to tell you something!"

A young man rushed up to a priest shouting, and excited.....

Priest: what is it my son?

Man: Father, last night I met these two 18 year old twin sisters, we had a few drinks and then we went back to their house and I made love to them both father, for hours, in every way possible. It w...

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A girl and guy are laying in bed after sex

She turns to him and says,

"Babe I need to tell you something, I used to be a Christian."

He said:
"That doesn't bother me any!"

She responded:
"That's a relief, I much prefer being a Christine."

A Punjabi latifa (joke), translated.

The government, via the local mosque, announces that every married couple will receive 100, 000 rupees for every child they have, as a sort of relief check.

Johnny, a poor man with 7 kids, hears this joke.

He tells his wife, "O wife, we have 7 kids, and we will receive 700,000 rupees ...

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