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Teehee Jokes

A man orders a coffee

A man enters a bar and the bartender comes over and asks "Can I help you sir?".

The man answers "What does a cup of coffee cost in this place?".

The bartender says "That would be $2.60".

"Alright, I'll have one." says the client and he takes 26 dimes out of his wallet and he thr...

Why is a pizza delivery guy like a gynecologist?

They're allowed to smell it, but they get in trouble if they eat it.

Teehee

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A man helps his friend out by taking his shift at the dildo store

One customer comes in says, "how much for the red one" he says "50 bucks"
2nd customer comes in says "how much for the big black one with the veins" he says "120 dollars"
Final customer comes in says "how much for the plaid one" he says "500 bucks" the customer says "ok teehee only live once"...

What’s the world’s silliest island?

Teeheeti.

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling

Teehee

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100 Nuns

At a convent, the head priest calls all of the one hundred nuns to a sermon. During the sermon he pauses, and shares some important news.

"Last night," he begins. "There was a condom found on the grounds"

99 nuns say "oh!", and one says "teehee"

"As you can probably guess," the ...

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