"What took you so long?" the teacher asks. "Technical difficulties" the student answers. "I've heard that excuse a hundred times, let me guess, your wifi didn't work?" "My clock"
An old lady goes to the Airport with her dog in a pet carrier.
She says to the ticket agent, “I am going to Israel with my dog and I want to make sure nothing happens to him. He is very important to me. Please take good care of him and I will reward you with $10,000”. The ticket agent says no problem and takes the pet carrier. She goes to the baggage handlers a...
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