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This was my sisters favorite joke to tell in high school. May she Rest In Peace: Whatโ€™s the difference between a cactus and a teachers lounge?

The teachers lounge has all the pricks on the inside.

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

What do you call a boat full of penises and potatoes?

A dictatorship.



I actually told this joke to the lunch lady when I was in kindergarten, and she told it to the entire teachers lounge, so I became the Dick Joke Kid to all the teachers from age 6.

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