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A guy finds a genie bottle

Rubs it and the genie says “okay you’ve got three wishes, but new rule is your ex-wife gets double”

Guys not happy but says “for my first wish I want 5 billion dollars tax free”

Genie “boom you got it, now your ex-wife has 10 billion tax free dollars”

Guy “yeah, ok fine next wis...

A Man Finds a Magic Lamp While Walking Down the Beach

He rubs the lamp and out pops a genie! The Genie says "I'll grant you three wishes BUT!!!! There is a catch. Whatever you wish for every lawyer in the world will receive double."

After thinking long and hard and about his decision the man finally answers. "I'd like a A 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO." ...

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