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I heard the atheists are trying to get tax exempt status now

they are a non-prophet organization

The government denied tax exemption for my church that believes Jesus spoke with a lisp

It was a real slap in the faith

Did you know that Athiest organizations are tax exempted?

Its because they're non-prophet organizations.

Whatโ€™s the difference between churches and cults?

Tax exempt status

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Two Cows

**Edit: Just to make it clear, I am not taking credit for the joke(s). I just merely found it/them whilst browsing around and thought you guys would appreciate it/them.**



SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbour



COMMUNISM

You have 2...

Have you heard of the group that worships Mother Theresa?

It's a nun prophet organization.






I thought of this while thinking of tax exemptions for religious groups, hopefully no one has posted it here already :)

Cows & politics

***SOCIALISM***

You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.

***COMMUNISM***

You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

***FASCISM***

You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

***BUREAUCRATISM***

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