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Taking Blood Jokes

TIL I can be fired for taking blood thinners like my doctor recommended

I also learned whiskey is not an acceptable generic substitute.

(accidentally also posted this in r/funny)

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A poor old woman..,

Needs money desperately. She sees an advertisement stating she can get 100 dollars for giving blood.

The next day she goes into the clinic, gives blood and gets her 100 dollars. She is told she can't come back for three months.

She is so desperate she goes back the next week and then...

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