After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, Kevin remembered he had a dentist appointment.
He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of mouthwash. As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too. The dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed he opened his mouth wide....
Three lawyers and three engineers are travelling by train to a conference.
The three lawyers buy a ticket each while the engineers by only one. The lawyers laugh at the engineers crying how can three people travel by train using only one ticket. The engineers respond with “you’ll see”.
They all board the train and the lawyers take a seat while the engineers ...
One day death came to a Guy and said, Hey, today is your last day.
Guy: But I'm not ready!
Death said, "Well today your name is the first on my list."
Guy: Okay then why don't you take a seat and we will drink a COFFEE before we go?
Death: All right.
The Guy gave Death some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it. Death finished COFFEE and fell...
A man goes for a walk in the park.
On his walk, he sees two men sat on a park bench and looking very down.
"What's wrong?" He asked them.
One of the men look up at the man and let's out a long sigh:
"Take a seat and I'll tell you."
Curious, he sat down next to the two men.
"The paints wet." He said.
A man and his girlfriend are sitting in the car on the driveway of her parents house.
The man is nervous about meeting her parents for the first time so he takes some time to collect his thoughts. They get out of car and walk inside. They all greet each other and they take a seat at the dinner table. There's freshly made empanadas in the center so the man grabs one and smells it. "Oh...
Two elderly couples have their weekly meet up at a table in their local park.
They take a seat, the ladies chat with one another across the table, as do the gents.
Fred asks Harold "Are you still going to that memory clinic?"
Harold says "Yes, it's been helping my memory a lot, I recommend you come along to our next session"
"What do they do there?" asks ...
George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump were all leaving Washington D.C. and going the same direction, so they decided to take Air Force 1.
Unfortunately, due to a mechanical malfunction, Air Force 1 crashed, killing all aboard.
So Bush, Obama, and Trump approached the pearly gates, where God sat on his throne.
“Tell me, what do you believe in?” God asked Mr. Bush.
“I believe in education and free trade,” was the re...
Logic
Three professors of logic get on a train in Scotland and take a seat. They look out the window and see a black sheep. One of them says: "I didn't know Scotland had black sheep". The second one says, rather pedantically, "You only know Scotland has at least one black sheep." The third one chimes in, ...
George W. Bush, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump are dead and stand in front of god.
God asks Bush: “So? What do you believe in?”
Bush answers: “I believe in a free market, a strong America and a United nation.”
God says: “Very good. Why don’t you take a seat to my right.” And Bush takes his seat.
He turns to Obama and asks: “And what do you believe in?” ...
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