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Why didn’t the Jedi return his weight scale?

He wanted to keep the balance.

A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach.

“That won’t help you, Joe, you know?”


“Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”

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