Research shows that 80% of men don’t know how to use condoms
These men are called dads
An 88-Year Old Woman was interviewed by the local News after getting married for the fourth time...
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.
“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.
“Interesting,” the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little ...
A police officer pulls over a speeding car...
The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.” The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.” Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don’t be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.” <...
A company had a vacancy for a job so they put a sign outside of their office saying ...
A company had a vacancy for a job so they put a sign outside of their office saying ‘
Job Vacancy- apply within. Applicants must:
1.) be able to type at least 80 words per minute.
2.)must be good at computers.
3.)must be bilingual
After weeks of having no applican...
A man with a list of symptoms goes to the doctors office
A man shuffles into the doctors office, hunched over, wheezing, and clutching his stomach.
Man: “hi doc, I’ve been in constant pain.”
Doctor: “What’s the matter? Tell me the most prevalent symptoms.”
Thinking, the man slowly replies
Man: “ I have aches all over, I have a...
Jack slammed the door and threw his clubs down.
“What’s wrong?” asked his wife.
Jack replied, “I still have a perfect swing at 80 years old, but my eyes are so bad I can’t see where the ball went!”
“Oh dear, but you love to golf. Take Arnold next time.”
“Arnold is 102!”
“Yes, but he has 20/20 vision.”
Jack reluc...
An examiner is conducting a test...
Two engineering students are waiting to give their oral viva test. The first student's turn comes, and he goes inside
Examiner :- Suppose you are travelling by a train, and suddenly it gets hot, what will you do?
Student:- I will open the window.
Examiner :- Great, now suppose ...
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